…that made me wish I’d thought to bring my camera

 

  • The “Happy Child Trading Company.” I’m not sure if your children have to be happy, in which case why trade them, or if the new children you get would be happy. Or if the company is happy. Either way, I don’t think I’d want to risk any new children. Now if you could get a pony out of it…

 

  • Smurf-flavoured ice-cream. It’s bright blue. Donn says in spite of the colour it tastes surprisingly like chicken, but he’s just trying to gross you out.

 

  • A billboard with a picture of a young woman on a cell phone, smiling brightly. Above her in big letters it says “PHONEY!” Guess that’s truth in advertising.