Me: Honey, there’s a cockroach in the cupboard.

Donn: Which cupboard?

Me: Uh, the one I just emptied out? The one with the spices and tea and coffee all below it?

Donn, rummaging: I don’t see the cockroach.

Me: Guess what? I’m readjusting to Africa! Not only did I not scream, but I resisted spraying Mortein (deadly bug killer) all over our spices and utensils!

Donn: Excellent!