Me: Honey, there’s a cockroach in the cupboard.
Donn: Which cupboard?
Me: Uh, the one I just emptied out? The one with the spices and tea and coffee all below it?
Donn, rummaging: I don’t see the cockroach.
Me: Guess what? I’m readjusting to Africa! Not only did I not scream, but I resisted spraying Mortein (deadly bug killer) all over our spices and utensils!